Squatty Unisex Hoodie

Squatty Unisex Hoodie

For cold offices, late-night domain rabbit holes, and pretending the alert queue is under control.

The Squatty Unisex Hoodie keeps things clean with a small, subtle chest emblem and a relaxed everyday fit. It is soft, warm, and easy to throw on whether you are working through suspicious domains, heading out for coffee, or trying to look put together on a video call without trying too hard.

Made from medium-heavy fleece with an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, it has enough weight to feel proper without becoming bulky. The dropped shoulders, roomy pouch pocket, and jersey-lined hood give it that comfortable, lived-in shape you actually want from a hoodie.

Minimal branding. Maximum comfort. Quietly nerdy, if you know what you are looking at.

Details

OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester

Medium-heavy fleece, 8.4 oz/yd²

Small Squatty chest emblem

2-piece jersey-lined hood

Roomy pouch pocket

Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit

Classic unisex silhouette

Tear-away label and printed neck labels

Made in FLA and WRAP-certified facilities

Why you’ll like it

It is warm, clean, and properly wearable. Subtle enough for everyday use, comfortable enough for long days at the desk, and niche enough that the right people will ask about it.

Care

Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 90°F, gentle cycle

Use non-chlorine bleach as needed

Tumble dry low

Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

Do not dry clean